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The '''[[:Category:Atruosphere|Atruozan]] Summer Festival''' is effectively a New Year's Celebration, lasting 10 days starting on the southern summer solstice (the start of the new year).  It thus cancels the working week, ensuring a 15-day, and thus week-long, period of celebration, and then rest.  Only some essential services workers do not get the entire period off work.  The festival is primarily rooted in [[Atruozan Spiritualism]], as the beginning of summer marks the end of the harsh winter spent under the pressures of the Great Snowy Owl Spirit and the Great Southern Wind Spirit, and marks the beginning of the reign of the gentle, yet fickle Great Northern Wind Spirit.  However, this latter's gentleness means that she cannot hold off the two former for very long, so the period of her maintaining control is but a fleeting 89 days, two months as per the [[Atruozan Calendar]].  This short, fleeting summer warmth is thus celebrated, as in most of the [[Atruosphere]], temperatures reliably above freezing last only three to six months (two to four in the Atruozan Calendar).  Thus, the festival has a large spiritual aspect to it, including many days dedicated largely to introspection, meditation, and spiritual ventures, primarily with family.  For the purposes of this article, the traditional festival as still seen in most villages and small towns in Translira and Nolcik will primarily be discussed, with some local variability included.
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The '''[[:Category:Atruosphere|Atruozan]] Summer Festival''' is effectively a New Year's Celebration, lasting 10 days starting on the summer solstice (the start of the new year). It welcomes the short period of warmth that the world grants us poor mortal heathens, as the all-mightly Great Spirits in the skies constantly are trying to further encroach upon us our impending demise.  Life is a struggle, and when you are spending 9 months of your year under ice, you best be frickin celebrating the return of the sun and relative warmth from the frozen hell that is your life and soul.  Yes, you, reader, are a fucken cold-hearted murderer.  Every piece of garbage you threw out, every piece of plastic or wood that you used, broke, desposed of, all without giving thanks to the spirits, or caring for those of the wildlife you are affecting, ''you'' caused more animals to die, more poor souls to have to move on before their time thanks to your pollution, you sick monsters.  And as you enrage the spirits further by ignoring their pleas, ''we're'' the ones that have to deal with the Great Snowy Owl Spirit and the Great Southern Wind Spirit, who work together to try to kill us all off every winter, and every winter, more of us fall prey to their rage.  I hope you feel sorry for yourselves.
==Names==


== General schedule/happenings of the Festival ==
The Festival starts at dawn on the summer solstice, which is to say it starts at some random point in time that the people generally consider in consensus to be "morning", as the sun really has been up for at least a week at this point, and you are basking in all of its glory, as you watch the owl's blood slowly wash away from the earth and into the seas, giving rise to life anew. 


At morn, everyone in the village starts off their day by putting on nothing but the most meagre of undergarments, and running outside to the centre of the village in the semi-nude, or for those elders and adults who've proven their worth and earned their right to do so, with their birthday suit on full show.  Once everyone assembled, a traditional dance called the enin-ytxis is performed, wherein everyone in the village thanks the Great Northern Wind Spirit for blessing them with the comfort of warmth and the end of the bitter cold that year, all while letting loose guttural screams listing off all the souls with whom they bear anger or hate or distaste (which usually results in calling out all the polluters, food wasters, deaf souls, owl killers, and warm-climate northerners), in order to cleanse their spirit of the black and green, by letting all the anger fly away like little naked cupids, releasing it all as a volley of arrows towards the skies, so that the spirits of their ancestors may hear it when darkness comes once more, and they return upon the aurora, in order to let them feel pride in the strength of their descendants for not taking a fucking harpoon to their skulls with all the bullshit they have to deal with.
==(what actually happens)==
- starts at dawn on solstice
- people wear el garb traditionel
- in the middle of the settlement, thus usually in front of the shaman's hut, a large ceremonial dance is participated in by all able to (would vary by tribe)
- music gets going, large communal fire is lit and fed for remainder of ceremony, with a small personal effect, morcel of food, or dedicated craft sacrificed to the spirits, usually either as thanks to the spirits of summer, or as an offering to the Great Snowy Owl Spirit (sometimes to their ancestors)
- afterwards, most go down to nearest river, lake, or sea, and fish until evening, usually bringing in their best catch each (in some inland communities, this instead involves hunting for birds)
- mostly semreittu and some menaippo use this time to prepare for a large communal meal and forage for local available fruit and herbs/vegetables/nuts
> in northern communities can be a matter of harvesting from early "garden crop", or harvesting/milking livestock (the former also involving longqeuwo)
- one of the fish (or birds, or etc etc) per ten people is set aside as a show of goodwill to the Northern Wind Spirit, and are then placed under a pile of rocks with salt and allowed to ferment for anywhere between 3mo and a year, some tribes adding uric acid initially
> the fermented fish is then eaten by shamans as a way to connect with the spirits (on this day, after the communal meal, certain elders (mostly qwuumal) are also allowed on this one day to also consume it for spiritual reasons)
- it is not unusual for people to spend the rest of the day in a sweat lodge or sauna


They then run down to the nearest body of water where they become the penguins they always were, as unlike the filthy northerners, we Atruozans have unlocked the secrets of sapio-penguinism, and have thus transcended your pathetic sapien forms, and catch a single fish each, bringing it back to the village to separate the food, with the elders and best hunters receiving the most, putting aside one fish for every ten people, as a show of goodwill to the Northern Wind Spirit, where they are then pissed on and putt under a fatass pile of rocks to ferment for the next year (only the elders and shamans are allowed to eat this delicacy as a way of connecting with the spirits).
- following three days involve a lot of dancing and communal festivities varying by tribe and region, including a lot of games (including mock war games)
- communal supper each night
- among adults, also involves a large amount of sex within [[Sahartionary:atgolc|atgolc]] after hours


The following three days involve basically just running around dancing in the streets and in the sheets, with a large communal gathering for the evening meal every day, wherein the Great Owl Spirit is thanked for not completely fuckin yeeting everyone in the village during the winter, and ask for strength to survive the coming one, as well as to not be such as fuckin hardass during said coming winter.
- morning of day four, the village's hunters (or best hunters) are carried around in their ceremonial cloths crowd-surf style as they are brought to the edge of the village and then set off with a firm slap to their behinds from the elders and shaman(s), before leaving with minimal gear for the following six days along with most adult longqeuwo, with the aim of catching either one Shabirs per 20-40 people, a beluga-sized whale per roughly 20 people, a decent seal or sea lion per 10, or any combination of these (even a wild muskox per 40-80 or deukogrex per 10 is aimed for in some regions)
- right before setting off, they perform a small ritual with ceremonial cannabis pipes to pray to the spirits of whichever animal(s) they are targetting for a good hunt
- those remaining take the day to once again fish or hunt small game as on the first, and dedicate it to whatever the hunters have set off for, as well as to those of their surrounding landscape and the Northern Wind for their travels to be safe and warm
- dancing goes very late on this day


On the fourth day, the best hunters in the village are carried around crowd-surf style naked, and each given a firm slap on the ass as a way of transferring all the courage from the village into them, for they are now set to embark on a hard and treacherous journey, wherein luck and faith in the spirits of nature to give back to them as they give to it are crucial, as they pray to the spirits of the Shabirs for a good hunt, and head off to bring home a Shabirs for every 25 people within the next 6 days.
- days five through eight are a period of calm, where people act mostly within their family units, working on arts and crafts, song, dance, and relaxing in the summer warmth
- young adults also begin preparing to court prospective interests during this time
- those between 16 and 40 years of age compete in a traditional event wherein they see who can remain awake and active the longest on minimal food and drink, all the while rotating between hot saunas and/or sweat lodges and frigid waters or remaining snowbanks.


On the fifth day, the period of calm commences, wherein during the following 4 days, people spend their time creating art, perfecting their song and dance, and soaking up all the warmth they can, as they begin setting their eyes on those who they want to court, getting ready to shake them flippers, all the while spending a moment at every half-circling of the sun to silently pray for any and all asshole murderers like you, reader, to fucking stop polluting as much and kindly save us the headache in the follwing yearIt is during these four days that the frozameltabol happens, where men and women between the ages of 16 and 40 compete to see who can stay awake the longest on minimal food and drink, while alternating between the frigid waters, remaining snowbanks, and saunas as hot and dry as they can be made with our admittedly limited resources (we're poor help us please), all trying to prove that they are the most badass icefolk in the village.
- day nine sees the winner of the challenge, usually called something to the effect of "chief of hot blood", celebrated during a communal morning meal.  the winner is then granted the (in some cases unique) right to walk around fully in the nude for the remainder of the ceremony, albeit with dark-painted genitalia (some tribes instead have a special needle or leaf-based garment created by the shaman annually for the winner to wear)
- this winner then undergoes a ceremony with the shaman involving psychedelic mushrooms to become (for festival) the physical link between the cold of the winter and the soothing warmth of the newly arrived summer for the spirits who have come to pass, will come to pass, and who are to come for new life
- this night involves a very meagre communal meal
- after meal, parents hoping for strong-bodied children pray to the spirits of the cold to have mercy on their future progeny and to the spirits of the summer warmth to protect the children's growth and the day of their birthThis is usually involves splashing some water on, or praying by way of the Chief of Hot Blood's genitals.  In some small minority of tribes, mostly towards the Transliran inland north and the NW Nolcik coast, strongly grabbing/carressing, tapping, or blowing on the genitals may also be seen.
- also marks the beginning of a traditional courting period, the core of which lasts until the end of the weekend


The winner on the ninth day is dubbed "Chief of the Blue Balls" and has his or her genitalia painted dark blue, and then given the right to freely walk around naked during the remainder of the festival, regardless of their age or other achievments.  This is a great honour, as they become the physical link between the cold of the winter and the soothing warmth of the newly arrived summer for the spirits who have come to pass, will come to pass, and who are to come for new lifeIt is customary for at the end of the meager meal that night, all parents hoping for a good strong-bodied and hot-blooded child to come and strongly caress their blue-painted nether regions, praying to the spirits of the cold to have mercy on their future fetus during the harsh of winter, and on the spirits of the warmth to protect the child in its growth, and to be present on the day of childbirth, so that it may not be thrown into a desolate world of white, despite it coming from a world of white if ya get my drift.
- on the tenth day, the hunters return, hopefully with a good hunt, and the remainder of the day is spent in preparation for a massive feast which bleeds into a lot of dancing and music which goes late into the night
- the hunters are thrown high on blankets immediately upon return
- the children are sent home, and then the remaining adults perform a usually tribe-specific ceremonial dance to close off the festival, often involving a burning of the traditional garment for that year as a final offering, alongside one last large offering of meat, before the menaippo elders and shaman(s) put out the hearth with water hauled by longqeuwo and emmeirsupthis dance is usually performed after a ritual passing of the shaman's summer cannabis pipe, generally smoking shattered resin in this particular instance.
- after the hearth is extinguished, the atgolc return home, while the other young adults usually remain to attempt to court for another hour or so in the darkness before going to sleep themselves, thus concluding the festival.


On the tenth and final day, the hunters hopefully return with good hunt, and a massive feast ensues, with huge partying and dancing late into what is assumed to be the night, with the hunters thrown high on blankets because trust us, it is toooootally safe to do this mhm, and one last "FUCK YOU, DEAF SOULS!" cries out from the people, before the children are sent home, and what only the adults are aware of, occurs until the following morn, when everyone goes home wasted af and crashes all day, but hey that's pretty much always a weekend so it's fiiiine.
- the following five days of weekend are taken fully as rest, with families focusing on personal and home projects, aside from the young adults who mostly spend their time courting.  After the week is over, the courting period, while not the "main/core" period, is considered to extend for the remainder of the 45-day month.


[[Category:Atruozan culture]][[Category:Events and festivals]]
==Urbanisation and the festival==

Revision as of 04:42, 24 September 2023

The Atruozan Summer Festival is effectively a New Year's Celebration, lasting 10 days starting on the southern summer solstice (the start of the new year). It thus cancels the working week, ensuring a 15-day, and thus week-long, period of celebration, and then rest. Only some essential services workers do not get the entire period off work. The festival is primarily rooted in Atruozan Spiritualism, as the beginning of summer marks the end of the harsh winter spent under the pressures of the Great Snowy Owl Spirit and the Great Southern Wind Spirit, and marks the beginning of the reign of the gentle, yet fickle Great Northern Wind Spirit. However, this latter's gentleness means that she cannot hold off the two former for very long, so the period of her maintaining control is but a fleeting 89 days, two months as per the Atruozan Calendar. This short, fleeting summer warmth is thus celebrated, as in most of the Atruosphere, temperatures reliably above freezing last only three to six months (two to four in the Atruozan Calendar). Thus, the festival has a large spiritual aspect to it, including many days dedicated largely to introspection, meditation, and spiritual ventures, primarily with family. For the purposes of this article, the traditional festival as still seen in most villages and small towns in Translira and Nolcik will primarily be discussed, with some local variability included.

Names

(what actually happens)

- starts at dawn on solstice - people wear el garb traditionel - in the middle of the settlement, thus usually in front of the shaman's hut, a large ceremonial dance is participated in by all able to (would vary by tribe) - music gets going, large communal fire is lit and fed for remainder of ceremony, with a small personal effect, morcel of food, or dedicated craft sacrificed to the spirits, usually either as thanks to the spirits of summer, or as an offering to the Great Snowy Owl Spirit (sometimes to their ancestors) - afterwards, most go down to nearest river, lake, or sea, and fish until evening, usually bringing in their best catch each (in some inland communities, this instead involves hunting for birds) - mostly semreittu and some menaippo use this time to prepare for a large communal meal and forage for local available fruit and herbs/vegetables/nuts > in northern communities can be a matter of harvesting from early "garden crop", or harvesting/milking livestock (the former also involving longqeuwo) - one of the fish (or birds, or etc etc) per ten people is set aside as a show of goodwill to the Northern Wind Spirit, and are then placed under a pile of rocks with salt and allowed to ferment for anywhere between 3mo and a year, some tribes adding uric acid initially > the fermented fish is then eaten by shamans as a way to connect with the spirits (on this day, after the communal meal, certain elders (mostly qwuumal) are also allowed on this one day to also consume it for spiritual reasons) - it is not unusual for people to spend the rest of the day in a sweat lodge or sauna

- following three days involve a lot of dancing and communal festivities varying by tribe and region, including a lot of games (including mock war games) - communal supper each night - among adults, also involves a large amount of sex within atgolc after hours

- morning of day four, the village's hunters (or best hunters) are carried around in their ceremonial cloths crowd-surf style as they are brought to the edge of the village and then set off with a firm slap to their behinds from the elders and shaman(s), before leaving with minimal gear for the following six days along with most adult longqeuwo, with the aim of catching either one Shabirs per 20-40 people, a beluga-sized whale per roughly 20 people, a decent seal or sea lion per 10, or any combination of these (even a wild muskox per 40-80 or deukogrex per 10 is aimed for in some regions) - right before setting off, they perform a small ritual with ceremonial cannabis pipes to pray to the spirits of whichever animal(s) they are targetting for a good hunt - those remaining take the day to once again fish or hunt small game as on the first, and dedicate it to whatever the hunters have set off for, as well as to those of their surrounding landscape and the Northern Wind for their travels to be safe and warm - dancing goes very late on this day

- days five through eight are a period of calm, where people act mostly within their family units, working on arts and crafts, song, dance, and relaxing in the summer warmth - young adults also begin preparing to court prospective interests during this time - those between 16 and 40 years of age compete in a traditional event wherein they see who can remain awake and active the longest on minimal food and drink, all the while rotating between hot saunas and/or sweat lodges and frigid waters or remaining snowbanks.

- day nine sees the winner of the challenge, usually called something to the effect of "chief of hot blood", celebrated during a communal morning meal. the winner is then granted the (in some cases unique) right to walk around fully in the nude for the remainder of the ceremony, albeit with dark-painted genitalia (some tribes instead have a special needle or leaf-based garment created by the shaman annually for the winner to wear) - this winner then undergoes a ceremony with the shaman involving psychedelic mushrooms to become (for festival) the physical link between the cold of the winter and the soothing warmth of the newly arrived summer for the spirits who have come to pass, will come to pass, and who are to come for new life - this night involves a very meagre communal meal - after meal, parents hoping for strong-bodied children pray to the spirits of the cold to have mercy on their future progeny and to the spirits of the summer warmth to protect the children's growth and the day of their birth. This is usually involves splashing some water on, or praying by way of the Chief of Hot Blood's genitals. In some small minority of tribes, mostly towards the Transliran inland north and the NW Nolcik coast, strongly grabbing/carressing, tapping, or blowing on the genitals may also be seen. - also marks the beginning of a traditional courting period, the core of which lasts until the end of the weekend

- on the tenth day, the hunters return, hopefully with a good hunt, and the remainder of the day is spent in preparation for a massive feast which bleeds into a lot of dancing and music which goes late into the night - the hunters are thrown high on blankets immediately upon return - the children are sent home, and then the remaining adults perform a usually tribe-specific ceremonial dance to close off the festival, often involving a burning of the traditional garment for that year as a final offering, alongside one last large offering of meat, before the menaippo elders and shaman(s) put out the hearth with water hauled by longqeuwo and emmeirsup. this dance is usually performed after a ritual passing of the shaman's summer cannabis pipe, generally smoking shattered resin in this particular instance. - after the hearth is extinguished, the atgolc return home, while the other young adults usually remain to attempt to court for another hour or so in the darkness before going to sleep themselves, thus concluding the festival.

- the following five days of weekend are taken fully as rest, with families focusing on personal and home projects, aside from the young adults who mostly spend their time courting. After the week is over, the courting period, while not the "main/core" period, is considered to extend for the remainder of the 45-day month.

Urbanisation and the festival