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{{Infobox country
{{Infobox country
|conventional_long_name = The Federal Republic of Lhavres
|conventional_long_name = The United Stweets of Americaw
|native_name =        ''Lhavrëšnhë'' (Kavrinian)<br>''Lyaanrazga'' (Czucz)<br>''Wààprësknà'' (Setyalnian)
|native_name =        ''Lhavrëšnhë'' (Tweetese)<br>''Lyaanrazga'' (Chirpese)<br>''Wààprësknà'' (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese)
|common_name =        Lhavres
|common_name =        Americaw
|redir1 = LHA
|redir1 = LHA
|image_flag =        LHA_Lhavres_Flag.png
|image_flag =        LHA_Lhavres_Flag.png
|alt_flag =          The flag of Lhavres
|alt_flag =          The flag of Americaw
|image_coat =        LHA_Lhavres_CoA.png
|image_coat =        LHA_Lhavres_CoA.png
|alt_coat =          Emblem of Lhavres
|alt_coat =          Emblem of Americaw
|symbol_type =        Emblem
|symbol_type =        Emblem
|national_motto =    ''"Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"''<br><small>"We soar far and wide!"</small>
|national_motto =    ''"Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"''<br><small>"Best fuckin country on the planet!"</small>
|national_anthem =    ''"Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"''<br><small>"The Grand Mountain, Konaa"</small>
|national_anthem =    ''"Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"''<br><small>"Americaw, fuck yeah!"</small>
|royal_anthem =      <!--in italics (double quotemarks) and wikilinked if link exists-->
|royal_anthem =      <!--in italics (double quotemarks) and wikilinked if link exists-->
|other_symbol_type =  <!--Use if a further symbol exists, e.g. hymn-->
|other_symbol_type =  <!--Use if a further symbol exists, e.g. hymn-->
|other_symbol =
|other_symbol =
|image_map =          LHA_Lhavres_Locator_Map.png
|image_map =          LHA_Lhavres_Locator_Map.png
|alt_map =            Lhavres
|alt_map =            Americaw
|map_caption =        Location of Lhavres on Sahar.
|map_caption =        Location of Americaw on Sahar.
|image_map2 =        LHA_Lhavres_Internal_Map.png
|image_map2 =        LHA_Lhavres_Internal_Map.png
|alt_map2 =          Lhavres Internal Map
|alt_map2 =          Americaw Internal Map
|map_caption2 =      A map of Lhavres showing provincial borders and key cities.
|map_caption2 =      A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities.
|capital =            [[Nögrëyaa]]
|capital =            [[Nögrëyaa|Hawkington DC]]
|latd= | latm= | latNS= |longd= |longm= |longEW= <!--capital's latitude and longitude in degrees/minutes/direction-->
|latd= | latm= | latNS= |longd= |longm= |longEW= <!--capital's latitude and longitude in degrees/minutes/direction-->
|largest_city =      [[Yaageqyë]]
|largest_city =      [[Yaageqyë|New YAAAAAWK]]
|largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city-->
|largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city-->
|largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement-->
|largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement-->
|official_languages = Kavrinian<br>Czucz<br>Setyalnian
|official_languages = Tweetese<br>Chirpese<br>Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese
|national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc-->
|national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc-->
|regional_languages = Ahaksian<br>Fáknir<br>Riisian<br>Nuhzäyin<br>Vuurušnian
|regional_languages = Sandshit<br>Lizardian<br>Russian<br>Nuh-uh<br>Voresian
|languages_type =    <!--Use to specify a further type of language, if not official, national or regional-->
|languages_type =    <!--Use to specify a further type of language, if not official, national or regional-->
|languages =          <!--Languages of the further type-->
|languages =          <!--Languages of the further type-->
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|languages2 =        <!--Languages of this second further type-->
|languages2 =        <!--Languages of this second further type-->
|languages2_sub =    <!--Is the second alternative type of languages a sub-item of the previous non-sub type? ("yes" or "no")-->
|languages2_sub =    <!--Is the second alternative type of languages a sub-item of the previous non-sub type? ("yes" or "no")-->
|ethnic_groups =      47.1% Human<br>41.4% [[Kav]]<br>9.5% [[Fals]]<br>1.11% [[Astalvi]]<br>0.89% [[Dalar]]<br>0.00006% [[Vodholk]]<br>(See [[Lhavres#Demographics|demographics]] for a more detailed breakdown)
|ethnic_groups =      47.1% Stupid<br>41.4% [[Kav|Birb]]<br>9.5% [[Fals|Scaly]]<br>1.11% [[Astalvi|Furry]]<br>0.89% [[Dalar|Elf]]<br>0.00006% [[Vodholk|Yeti]]<br>(See [[Lhavres#Demographics|demographics]] for a more detailed breakdown)
|ethnic_groups_year = <!--Year of ethnic groups data (if provided) or use to place a <ref>-->
|ethnic_groups_year = <!--Year of ethnic groups data (if provided) or use to place a <ref>-->
|demonym =            Lhavrinian
|demonym =            TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER
|government_type =    Federal representative democratic republic
|government_type =    Federal representative democratic republic
|leader_title1 =      Ruling Body
|leader_title1 =      Ruling Body
|leader_name1 =      [[Haanelhotöš Congress]]
|leader_name1 =      Filco Lembirdo
|leader_title2 =      <!--(could be "Vice President", otherwise "Prime Minster", etc, etc)-->
|leader_title2 =      Vice President
|leader_name2 =
|leader_name2 =       YOUR MOM
<!--......-->
<!--......-->
|leader_title6 =      <!--(up to six distinct leaders may be included)-->
|leader_title6 =      <!--(up to six distinct leaders may be included)-->
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|sovereignty_type =  Independent
|sovereignty_type =  Independent
|sovereignty_note =   
|sovereignty_note =   
|established_event1 = [[Ancient Konaa|Konaaczinh tribes]] begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms
|established_event1 = [[Ancient Konaa|Conch shell tribes]] begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms
|established_date1 =  c. 4500 BCE
|established_date1 =  c. 4500 BCE
|established_event2 = The [[Czucz Empire]] rises and expands along the northern coastline
|established_event2 = The [[Czucz Empire|Shoosh Empire]] rises and expands along the northern coastline
|established_date2 =  c. 1450 BCE
|established_date2 =  c. 1450 BCE
|established_event3 = The Konaaczinh Lhav tribe begins to unite the tribes around Mount Konaa, eventually forming the Lhav Empire
|established_event3 = other shit who cares lol
|established_date3 =  c. 552 BCE
|established_event9 = AMERICAW FUCK YEAH
|established_event4 = The Lhav Empire collapses due to increasingly ineffective rule
|established_date4 =  c. 50 CE
|established_event5 = The Kav tribe, led by [[Hunhatošlhë]], unites all inhabited regions of Konaaczëšnhë and Czuczëšnhë
|established_date5 =  227
|established_event6 = The Republic of Kavrinia destroys the [[Yaa Empire]]
|established_date6 =  1089
|established_event7 = Dhwer takes Yaagëšnhë from Kavrinia
|established_date7 =  1271
|established_event8 = Kavrinia defeats the [[Dhwer Empire]] and regains control of Yaagëšnhë
|established_date8 =  c. 1730
|established_event9 = Lhavres conquers the [[Setyal Empire]], attaining its modern borders
|established_date9 =  1844
|established_date9 =  1844
|area_rank = 3rd
|area_rank = 3rd
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|area_label2 =        <!--Label below area_label (optional)-->
|area_label2 =        <!--Label below area_label (optional)-->
|area_data2 =        <!--Text after area_label2 (optional)-->
|area_data2 =        <!--Text after area_label2 (optional)-->
|population_estimate = 262,085,250
|population_estimate = 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894
|population_estimate_rank = 2nd
|population_estimate_rank = 1ststststst
|population_estimate_year =  
|population_estimate_year =  
|population_census = 262,085,250
|population_census = YEET
|population_census_year = 2015
|population_census_year = 2015
|population_density_km2 = 75
|population_density_km2 = 75
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|GDP_PPP_per_capita =  
|GDP_PPP_per_capita =  
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =  
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =  
|GDP_nominal = $9.16 trillion
|GDP_nominal = ALL THE MONEY
|GDP_nominal_rank = 1st
|GDP_nominal_rank = 1st
|GDP_nominal_year = 2015
|GDP_nominal_year = 2015
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $34,969
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = EVERYONE RICH AF
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank =  
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank =  
|Gini =                        0.48
|Gini =                        NO INEQUALITY
|Gini_ref =                    <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)-->
|Gini_ref =                    <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)-->
|Gini_rank =  
|Gini_rank =  
|Gini_year = 2015
|Gini_year = 2015
|HDI =                        0.86
|HDI =                        10.0
|HDI_ref =                    <!--(for any ref/s to associate with HDI number)-->
|HDI_ref =                    <!--(for any ref/s to associate with HDI number)-->
|HDI_rank =  
|HDI_rank =  
|HDI_year = 2015
|HDI_year = 2015
|currency =          Lhavrinian geštug
|currency =          TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug
|currency_code =      LHA
|currency_code =      LHA
|time_zone =          West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)<br>East Lhavres Time (SCT -3)
|time_zone =          West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)<br>East Lhavres Time (SCT -3)
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}}
}}


'''Lhavres''' (Kavrinian: ''Lhavrëšnhë'' [[Kavrinian_language|[ʟɑvrəʃŋə]]]), officially the '''Federal Republic of Lhavres''', is a country located in [[Upper Boroso|Upper]] [[Boroso]], occupying much of the continent's geographic northwest region. It neighbors [[Dhwer]] and [[Vaamek]] to its east, and [[Mekaneli]] to its south. The nation is multispecies in makeup and was built on the systems and ideals set in place by the native avian [[Kavrinhäk]] peoples, who founded the state of [[Kavrinia]] back in 227 CE. Due to human migration and integration however, the population is 47% human and 41% Kavrinh, with the remaining 12% being made up of other species from around Sahar (the largest of these minority populations being [[Fals]] and [[Astalvi]]). The nation is known for having several popular tourist destinations found throughout the entire country.
The '''United Stweets of Americaw''' is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser.


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==Etymology==
==Etymology==


The native name, ''Lhavrëšnhë'', which becomes Lhavres in anglicization for convenience, comes from [[Kavrinian]] and means "land of Lhavs". The Lhavs were a Konaaczinh tribe that formed an ancient empire in what is now western Lhavres, known as the [[Lhav Empire]]. The empire fell sometime around 50 CE but the region became united again less than two centuries later by the Lhavs's sister tribe, the Kavs (whose name gave us the current common name for the Kavrinhäk), who brought all known inhabited lands in the region under one banner through charisma and promises of prosperity. After annexation of [[Setyalmi]] in 1844, the nation chose "Lhavrëšnhë" "land of Lhavs" as its name.
Who cares!


==History==
==History==
The history of Lhavres is tightly linked with the history of the [[Kav]] species, the history of humans on [[Boroso]], and the history of Borosan civilization. The nation is widely thought to contain the urheimat of the Kavs, somewhere within the state of Czucz. In 1959, an archeological dig led by famed Barradiwan archeologist [[Marín Balásk]] in the region of [[Thewer]] led to the discovery of ancient etchings and artifacts that seemed to point to the area being inhabited by a developed Kav civilization thousands of years before the more widely known Thewer civilization; however, these findings are the subject of much debate, as this would mean Kavs had a civilization long before humans did.
Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!!


==Geography==
==Geography==
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===Population centers===
===Population centers===
{{Largest cities
{{Largest cities
| name = Largest cities in Lhavres
| name = Largest cities in Americaw
| class = nav
| class = nav
| country = Lhavres
| country = Americaw
| kind = cities
| kind = cities
| stat_ref =  
| stat_ref =  
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| div_name = State
| div_name = State
| div_link =  
| div_link =  
| city_1 = Yaageqyë
| city_1 = New YAAAAAWK
| div_1 = Yaa
| div_1 = Yaa
| pop_1 = 22,673,801
| pop_1 = 22,673,801
| img_1 = Yaakzeksye Cityscape.png
| img_1 = Yaakzeksye Cityscape.png
| city_2 = Konaacza
| city_2 = Conch shell
| div_2 = Konaa
| div_2 = Konaa
| pop_2 = 16,098,774
| pop_2 = 16,098,774
| img_2 = Konaacza Cityscape.png
| img_2 = Konaacza Cityscape.png
| city_3 = Czuczlhayaa
| city_3 = Shooshloo
| div_3 = Czucz
| div_3 = Czucz
| pop_3 = 15,967,843
| pop_3 = 15,967,843
| img_3 = Czuczlhayaa Cityscape.png
| img_3 = Czuczlhayaa Cityscape.png
| city_4 = Ǧuun
| city_4 = Bangbang I shoot ya face
| div_4 = Setyalmi
| div_4 = Setyalmi
| pop_4 = 13,321,455
| pop_4 = 13,321,455
| img_4 = Guun Cityscape.png
| img_4 = Guun Cityscape.png
| city_5 = Nögrëyaa
| city_5 = Hawkington DC
| div_5 = Nög
| div_5 = Nög
| pop_5 = 10,009,777
| pop_5 = 10,009,777
| city_6 = Hënäqyaa
| city_6 = Henchicken
| div_6 = Setyalmi
| div_6 = Setyalmi
| pop_6 = 8,951,767
| pop_6 = 8,951,767
| city_7 = Susagnaa
| city_7 = Susiegnaa
| div_7 = Konaa
| div_7 = Konaa
| pop_7 = 8,417,812
| pop_7 = 8,417,812
| city_8 = Riisag
| city_8 = Russia
| div_8 = Usinlhë
| div_8 = Usinlhë
| pop_8 = 8,196,994
| pop_8 = 8,196,994
| city_9 = Czarhaa
| city_9 = Yarharhar
| div_9 = Nög
| div_9 = Nög
| pop_9 = 7,900,802
| pop_9 = 7,900,802
| city_10 = Voora
| city_10 = Vore
| div_10 = Setyalmi
| div_10 = Setyalmi
| pop_10 = 7,266,498
| pop_10 = 7,266,498
| city_11 = A'aqan
| city_11 = Ah! Akan
| div_11 = Konaa
| div_11 = Konaa
| pop_11 = 6,534,728
| pop_11 = 6,534,728
| city_12 = Qaarg
| city_12 = Qarth from Game of Thrones
| div_12 = Nög
| div_12 = Nög
| pop_12 = 6,177,523
| pop_12 = 6,177,523
| city_13 = Nhaacs
| city_13 = Nasty
| div_13 = Yaa
| div_13 = Yaa
| pop_13 = 5,250,699
| pop_13 = 5,250,699
| city_14 = Sneq
| city_14 = Snek xD
| div_14 = Yaa
| div_14 = Yaa
| pop_14 = 5,122,221
| pop_14 = 5,122,221
| city_15 = Hënhë
| city_15 = Honey
| div_15 = Nög
| div_15 = Nög
| pop_15 = 4,912,675
| pop_15 = 4,912,675
| city_16 = Rees
| city_16 = Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
| div_16 = Czucz
| div_16 = Czucz
| pop_16 = 4,554,877
| pop_16 = 4,554,877
| city_17 = Vun
| city_17 = Fun
| div_17 = Czucz
| div_17 = Czucz
| pop_17 = 4,302,756
| pop_17 = 4,302,756
| city_18 = Gönaqaacz
| city_18 = Gonnaquack
| div_18 = Setyalmi
| div_18 = Setyalmi
| pop_18 = 3,989,656
| pop_18 = 3,989,656
| city_19 = Nuuǧäcz
| city_19 = Noohax
| div_19 = Usinlhë
| div_19 = Usinlhë
| pop_19 = 3,552,489
| pop_19 = 3,552,489
| city_20 = Čyaqogaa
| city_20 = Yeah, gaa
| div_20 = Nög
| div_20 = Nög
| pop_20 = 3,165,244 }}
| pop_20 = 3,165,244 }}
An interesting thing to note is that Lhavres's four largest cities, all ahead of the [[Nögrëyaa|national capital]] in population and size, were all founded several thousands of years ago and historically used as capitals for various massive and influential polities: [[Yaageqyë]] was the capital of [[Ramekia]], [[Konaacza]] was the capital of [[Kavrinia]], [[Czuczlhayaa]] was the capital of the [[Czucz Empire]], and [[Ǧuun]] was the capital of the [[Setyal Empire]].


===Species===
===Species===
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Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:
Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:
* 123,418,603 Humans (47.1%)
* 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%)
* 108,482,594 [[Kavs]] (41.4%)
* 108,482,594 [[Kavs|Birbs]] (41.4%)
* 24,893,349 [[Fals]] (9.5%)
* 24,893,349 [[Fals|Scalies]] (9.5%)
* 2,932,234 [[Astalvi]] (1.11%)
* 2,932,234 [[Astalvi|Furries]] (1.11%)
* 2,358,317 [[Dalar]] (0.89%)
* 2,358,317 [[Dalar|Elves]] (0.89%)
* 153 [[Vodholk]] (0.00006%)
* 153 [[Vodholk|Yetis]] (0.00006%)
 
This means Lhavres has the largest Kav population, the second largest Fals and Astalvi populations, the third largest Dalar population, the fourth largest human population, and the X largest Vodholk population of any country on Sahar.


===Ethnic groups===
===Ethnic groups===

Revision as of 03:18, 1 April 2019

The United Stweets of Americaw
Lhavrëšnhë (Tweetese)
Lyaanrazga (Chirpese)
Wààprësknà (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese)
The flag of Americaw Emblem of Americaw
Flag Emblem
Motto: "Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"
"Best fuckin country on the planet!"
Anthem: "Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"
"Americaw, fuck yeah!"
Americaw
Location of Americaw on Sahar.
Americaw Internal Map
A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities.
CapitalHawkington DC
Largest New YAAAAAWK
Official languages Tweetese
Chirpese
Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese
Recognised regional languages Sandshit
Lizardian
Russian
Nuh-uh
Voresian
Ethnic groups 47.1% Stupid
41.4% Birb
9.5% Scaly
1.11% Furry
0.89% Elf
0.00006% Yeti
(See demographics for a more detailed breakdown)
Demonym TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER
Government Federal representative democratic republic
 -  Ruling Body Filco Lembirdo
 -  Vice President YOUR MOM
Independent
 -  Conch shell tribes begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms c. 4500 BCE 
 -  The Shoosh Empire rises and expands along the northern coastline c. 1450 BCE 
 -  other shit who cares lol  
 -  AMERICAW FUCK YEAH 1844 
Area
 -  3,493,712 km2 (3rd)
1,348,930 sq mi
Population
 -  estimate 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894 (1ststststst)
 -  2015 census YEET
 -  Density 75/km2
194/sq mi
GDP (nominal) 2015 estimate
 -  Total ALL THE MONEY (1st)
 -  Per capita EVERYONE RICH AF
Gini (2015)NO INEQUALITY
Error: Invalid Gini value
HDI (2015)10.0
Error: Invalid HDI value
Currency TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug (LHA)
Time zone West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)
East Lhavres Time (SCT -3)
Date format mm-dd-yyyy CE
Drives on the right
Calling code +34
Internet TLD .lh

The United Stweets of Americaw is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser.


Etymology

Who cares!

History

Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!!

Geography

The nation's geography is diverse, featuring vast rainforests, wetlands, savannas, steppes, and desert.

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Politics

Government

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Foreign relations

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Demographics

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Species

Lhavres is the largest multispecies nation on the planet. No one species makes up a true majority of the population. With a total nonhuman population of 138,666,647, Lhavres has the second largest nonhuman population of any country on Sahar, behind only the Fals Empire.

Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:

  • 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%)
  • 108,482,594 Birbs (41.4%)
  • 24,893,349 Scalies (9.5%)
  • 2,932,234 Furries (1.11%)
  • 2,358,317 Elves (0.89%)
  • 153 Yetis (0.00006%)

Ethnic groups

Language

Education

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See also