Lhavres
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The United Stweets of Americaw Lhavrëšnhë (Tweetese) Lyaanrazga (Chirpese) Wààprësknà (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese) |
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Motto: "Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!" "Best fuckin country on the planet!" |
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Anthem: "Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus" "Americaw, fuck yeah!" |
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Location of Americaw on Sahar.
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A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities.
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Capital | Hawkington DC | |||||
Largest | New YAAAAAWK | |||||
Official languages | Tweetese Chirpese Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese |
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Recognised regional languages | Sandshit Lizardian Russian Nuh-uh Voresian |
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Ethnic groups | 47.1% Stupid 41.4% Birb 9.5% Scaly 1.11% Furry 0.89% Elf 0.00006% Yeti (See demographics for a more detailed breakdown) |
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Demonym | TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER | |||||
Government | Federal representative democratic republic | |||||
- | Ruling Body | Filco Lembirdo | ||||
- | Vice President | YOUR MOM | ||||
Independent | ||||||
- | Conch shell tribes begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms | c. 4500 BCE | ||||
- | The Shoosh Empire rises and expands along the northern coastline | c. 1450 BCE | ||||
- | other shit who cares lol | |||||
- | AMERICAW FUCK YEAH | 1844 | ||||
Area | ||||||
- | 3,493,712 km2 (3rd) 1,348,930 sq mi |
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Population | ||||||
- | estimate | 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894 (1ststststst) | ||||
- | 2015 census | YEET | ||||
- | Density | 75/km2 194/sq mi |
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GDP (nominal) | 2015 estimate | |||||
- | Total | ALL THE MONEY (1st) | ||||
- | Per capita | EVERYONE RICH AF | ||||
Gini (2015) | NO INEQUALITY Error: Invalid Gini value |
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HDI (2015) | 10.0 Error: Invalid HDI value |
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Currency | TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug (LHA) | |||||
Time zone | West Lhavres Time (SCT -4) East Lhavres Time (SCT -3) |
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Date format | mm-dd-yyyy CE | |||||
Drives on the | right | |||||
Calling code | +34 | |||||
Internet TLD | .lh |
The United Stweets of Americaw is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser.
Etymology
Who cares!
History
Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!!
Geography
The nation's geography is diverse, featuring vast rainforests, wetlands, savannas, steppes, and desert.
Geology
Climate
Biodiversity
Politics
Government
Administrative divisions
Foreign relations
Military
Economy
Transport
Energy
Science and technology
Tourism
Demographics
Population centers
Rank | State | Pop. | Rank | State | Pop. | ||||
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New YAAAAAWK Conch shell |
1 | New YAAAAAWK | Yaa | 22,673,801 | 11 | Ah! Akan | Konaa | 6,534,728 | Shooshloo Bangbang I shoot ya face |
2 | Conch shell | Konaa | 16,098,774 | 12 | Qarth from Game of Thrones | Nög | 6,177,523 | ||
3 | Shooshloo | Czucz | 15,967,843 | 13 | Nasty | Yaa | 5,250,699 | ||
4 | Bangbang I shoot ya face | Setyalmi | 13,321,455 | 14 | Snek xD | Yaa | 5,122,221 | ||
5 | Hawkington DC | Nög | 10,009,777 | 15 | Honey | Nög | 4,912,675 | ||
6 | Henchicken | Setyalmi | 8,951,767 | 16 | Reese's Peanut Butter Cups | Czucz | 4,554,877 | ||
7 | Susiegnaa | Konaa | 8,417,812 | 17 | Fun | Czucz | 4,302,756 | ||
8 | Russia | Usinlhë | 8,196,994 | 18 | Gonnaquack | Setyalmi | 3,989,656 | ||
9 | Yarharhar | Nög | 7,900,802 | 19 | Noohax | Usinlhë | 3,552,489 | ||
10 | Vore | Setyalmi | 7,266,498 | 20 | Yeah, gaa | Nög | 3,165,244 |
Species
Lhavres is the largest multispecies nation on the planet. No one species makes up a true majority of the population. With a total nonhuman population of 138,666,647, Lhavres has the second largest nonhuman population of any country on Sahar, behind only the Fals Empire.
Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:
- 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%)
- 108,482,594 Birbs (41.4%)
- 24,893,349 Scalies (9.5%)
- 2,932,234 Furries (1.11%)
- 2,358,317 Elves (0.89%)
- 153 Yetis (0.00006%)