Lhavres

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The United Stweets of Americaw
Lhavrëšnhë (Tweetese)
Lyaanrazga (Chirpese)
Wààprësknà (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese)
The flag of Americaw Emblem of Americaw
Flag Emblem
Motto: "Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"
"Best fuckin country on the planet!"
Anthem: "Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"
"Americaw, fuck yeah!"
Americaw
Location of Americaw on Sahar.
Americaw Internal Map
A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities.
CapitalHawkington DC
Largest New YAAAAAWK
Official languages Tweetese
Chirpese
Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese
Recognised regional languages Sandshit
Lizardian
Russian
Nuh-uh
Voresian
Ethnic groups 47.1% Stupid
41.4% Birb
9.5% Scaly
1.11% Furry
0.89% Elf
0.00006% Yeti
(See demographics for a more detailed breakdown)
Demonym TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER
Government Federal representative democratic republic
 -  Ruling Body Filco Lembirdo
 -  Vice President YOUR MOM
Independent
 -  Conch shell tribes begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms c. 4500 BCE 
 -  The Shoosh Empire rises and expands along the northern coastline c. 1450 BCE 
 -  other shit who cares lol  
 -  AMERICAW FUCK YEAH 1844 
Area
 -  3,493,712 km2 (3rd)
1,348,930 sq mi
Population
 -  estimate 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894 (1ststststst)
 -  2015 census YEET
 -  Density 75/km2
194/sq mi
GDP (nominal) 2015 estimate
 -  Total ALL THE MONEY (1st)
 -  Per capita EVERYONE RICH AF
Gini (2015)NO INEQUALITY
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HDI (2015)10.0
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Currency TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug (LHA)
Time zone West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)
East Lhavres Time (SCT -3)
Date format mm-dd-yyyy CE
Drives on the right
Calling code +34
Internet TLD .lh

The United Stweets of Americaw is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser.


Etymology

Who cares!

History

Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!!

Geography

The nation's geography is diverse, featuring vast rainforests, wetlands, savannas, steppes, and desert.

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Politics

Here's the president of Americaw, Filco Lembirdo, doin flips and spins n shit cuz he fuckin badass af.

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Species

Lhavres is the largest multispecies nation on the planet. No one species makes up a true majority of the population. With a total nonhuman population of 138,666,647, Lhavres has the second largest nonhuman population of any country on Sahar, behind only the Fals Empire.

Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:

  • 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%)
  • 108,482,594 Birbs (41.4%)
  • 24,893,349 Scalies (9.5%)
  • 2,932,234 Furries (1.11%)
  • 2,358,317 Elves (0.89%)
  • 153 Yetis (0.00006%)

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