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{{Infobox country | {{Infobox country | ||
|conventional_long_name = The | |conventional_long_name = The United Stweets of Americaw | ||
|native_name = ''Lhavrëšnhë'' ( | |native_name = ''Lhavrëšnhë'' (Tweetese)<br>''Lyaanrazga'' (Chirpese)<br>''Wààprësknà'' (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese) | ||
|common_name = | |common_name = Americaw | ||
|redir1 = LHA | |redir1 = LHA | ||
|image_flag = LHA_Lhavres_Flag.png | |image_flag = LHA_Lhavres_Flag.png | ||
|alt_flag = The flag of | |alt_flag = The flag of Americaw | ||
|image_coat = LHA_Lhavres_CoA.png | |image_coat = LHA_Lhavres_CoA.png | ||
|alt_coat = Emblem of | |alt_coat = Emblem of Americaw | ||
|symbol_type = Emblem | |symbol_type = Emblem | ||
|national_motto = ''"Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"''<br><small>" | |national_motto = ''"Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!"''<br><small>"Best fuckin country on the planet!"</small> | ||
|national_anthem = ''"Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"''<br><small>" | |national_anthem = ''"Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus"''<br><small>"Americaw, fuck yeah!"</small> | ||
|royal_anthem = <!--in italics (double quotemarks) and wikilinked if link exists--> | |royal_anthem = <!--in italics (double quotemarks) and wikilinked if link exists--> | ||
|other_symbol_type = <!--Use if a further symbol exists, e.g. hymn--> | |other_symbol_type = <!--Use if a further symbol exists, e.g. hymn--> | ||
|other_symbol = | |other_symbol = | ||
|image_map = LHA_Lhavres_Locator_Map.png | |image_map = LHA_Lhavres_Locator_Map.png | ||
|alt_map = | |alt_map = Americaw | ||
|map_caption = Location of | |map_caption = Location of Americaw on Sahar. | ||
|image_map2 = LHA_Lhavres_Internal_Map.png | |image_map2 = LHA_Lhavres_Internal_Map.png | ||
|alt_map2 = | |alt_map2 = Americaw Internal Map | ||
|map_caption2 = A map of | |map_caption2 = A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities. | ||
|capital = [[Nögrëyaa]] | |capital = [[Nögrëyaa|Hawkington DC]] | ||
|latd= | latm= | latNS= |longd= |longm= |longEW= <!--capital's latitude and longitude in degrees/minutes/direction--> | |latd= | latm= | latNS= |longd= |longm= |longEW= <!--capital's latitude and longitude in degrees/minutes/direction--> | ||
|largest_city = [[Yaageqyë]] | |largest_city = [[Yaageqyë|New YAAAAAWK]] | ||
|largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city--> | |largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city--> | ||
|largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement--> | |largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement--> | ||
|official_languages = | |official_languages = Tweetese<br>Chirpese<br>Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese | ||
|national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc--> | |national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc--> | ||
|regional_languages = | |regional_languages = Sandshit<br>Lizardian<br>Russian<br>Nuh-uh<br>Voresian | ||
|languages_type = <!--Use to specify a further type of language, if not official, national or regional--> | |languages_type = <!--Use to specify a further type of language, if not official, national or regional--> | ||
|languages = <!--Languages of the further type--> | |languages = <!--Languages of the further type--> | ||
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|languages2 = <!--Languages of this second further type--> | |languages2 = <!--Languages of this second further type--> | ||
|languages2_sub = <!--Is the second alternative type of languages a sub-item of the previous non-sub type? ("yes" or "no")--> | |languages2_sub = <!--Is the second alternative type of languages a sub-item of the previous non-sub type? ("yes" or "no")--> | ||
|ethnic_groups = 47.1% | |ethnic_groups = 47.1% Stupid<br>41.4% [[Kav|Birb]]<br>9.5% [[Fals|Scaly]]<br>1.11% [[Astalvi|Furry]]<br>0.89% [[Dalar|Elf]]<br>0.00006% [[Vodholk|Yeti]]<br>(See [[Lhavres#Demographics|demographics]] for a more detailed breakdown) | ||
|ethnic_groups_year = <!--Year of ethnic groups data (if provided) or use to place a <ref>--> | |ethnic_groups_year = <!--Year of ethnic groups data (if provided) or use to place a <ref>--> | ||
|demonym = | |demonym = TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER | ||
|government_type = Federal representative democratic republic | |government_type = Federal representative democratic republic | ||
|leader_title1 = Ruling Body | |leader_title1 = Ruling Body | ||
|leader_name1 = | |leader_name1 = Filco Lembirdo | ||
|leader_title2 = | |leader_title2 = Vice President | ||
|leader_name2 = | |leader_name2 = YOUR MOM | ||
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|leader_title6 = <!--(up to six distinct leaders may be included)--> | |leader_title6 = <!--(up to six distinct leaders may be included)--> | ||
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|sovereignty_type = Independent | |sovereignty_type = Independent | ||
|sovereignty_note = | |sovereignty_note = | ||
|established_event1 = [[Ancient Konaa| | |established_event1 = [[Ancient Konaa|Conch shell tribes]] begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms | ||
|established_date1 = c. 4500 BCE | |established_date1 = c. 4500 BCE | ||
|established_event2 = The [[Czucz Empire]] rises and expands along the northern coastline | |established_event2 = The [[Czucz Empire|Shoosh Empire]] rises and expands along the northern coastline | ||
|established_date2 = c. 1450 BCE | |established_date2 = c. 1450 BCE | ||
|established_event3 = | |established_event3 = other shit who cares lol | ||
|established_event9 = AMERICAW FUCK YEAH | |||
|established_event9 = | |||
|established_date9 = 1844 | |established_date9 = 1844 | ||
|area_rank = 3rd | |area_rank = 3rd | ||
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|area_label2 = <!--Label below area_label (optional)--> | |area_label2 = <!--Label below area_label (optional)--> | ||
|area_data2 = <!--Text after area_label2 (optional)--> | |area_data2 = <!--Text after area_label2 (optional)--> | ||
|population_estimate = 262, | |population_estimate = 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894 | ||
|population_estimate_rank = | |population_estimate_rank = 1ststststst | ||
|population_estimate_year = | |population_estimate_year = | ||
|population_census = | |population_census = YEET | ||
|population_census_year = 2015 | |population_census_year = 2015 | ||
|population_density_km2 = 75 | |population_density_km2 = 75 | ||
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|GDP_PPP_per_capita = | |GDP_PPP_per_capita = | ||
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = | |GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = | ||
|GDP_nominal = | |GDP_nominal = ALL THE MONEY | ||
|GDP_nominal_rank = 1st | |GDP_nominal_rank = 1st | ||
|GDP_nominal_year = 2015 | |GDP_nominal_year = 2015 | ||
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = | |GDP_nominal_per_capita = EVERYONE RICH AF | ||
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank = | |GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank = | ||
|Gini = | |Gini = NO INEQUALITY | ||
|Gini_ref = <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)--> | |Gini_ref = <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)--> | ||
|Gini_rank = | |Gini_rank = | ||
|Gini_year = 2015 | |Gini_year = 2015 | ||
|HDI = 0 | |HDI = 10.0 | ||
|HDI_ref = <!--(for any ref/s to associate with HDI number)--> | |HDI_ref = <!--(for any ref/s to associate with HDI number)--> | ||
|HDI_rank = | |HDI_rank = | ||
|HDI_year = 2015 | |HDI_year = 2015 | ||
|currency = | |currency = TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug | ||
|currency_code = LHA | |currency_code = LHA | ||
|time_zone = West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)<br>East Lhavres Time (SCT -3) | |time_zone = West Lhavres Time (SCT -4)<br>East Lhavres Time (SCT -3) | ||
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}} | }} | ||
''' | The '''United Stweets of Americaw''' is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser. | ||
<!--Briefly present the country in terms of history, language, politics, something the country is well-known for. --> | <!--Briefly present the country in terms of history, language, politics, something the country is well-known for. --> | ||
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==Etymology== | ==Etymology== | ||
Who cares! | |||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!! | |||
==Geography== | ==Geography== | ||
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===Population centers=== | ===Population centers=== | ||
{{Largest cities | {{Largest cities | ||
| name = Largest cities in | | name = Largest cities in Americaw | ||
| class = nav | | class = nav | ||
| country = | | country = Americaw | ||
| kind = cities | | kind = cities | ||
| stat_ref = | | stat_ref = | ||
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| div_name = State | | div_name = State | ||
| div_link = | | div_link = | ||
| city_1 = | | city_1 = New YAAAAAWK | ||
| div_1 = Yaa | | div_1 = Yaa | ||
| pop_1 = 22,673,801 | | pop_1 = 22,673,801 | ||
| img_1 = Yaakzeksye Cityscape.png | | img_1 = Yaakzeksye Cityscape.png | ||
| city_2 = | | city_2 = Conch shell | ||
| div_2 = Konaa | | div_2 = Konaa | ||
| pop_2 = 16,098,774 | | pop_2 = 16,098,774 | ||
| img_2 = Konaacza Cityscape.png | | img_2 = Konaacza Cityscape.png | ||
| city_3 = | | city_3 = Shooshloo | ||
| div_3 = Czucz | | div_3 = Czucz | ||
| pop_3 = 15,967,843 | | pop_3 = 15,967,843 | ||
| img_3 = Czuczlhayaa Cityscape.png | | img_3 = Czuczlhayaa Cityscape.png | ||
| city_4 = | | city_4 = Bangbang I shoot ya face | ||
| div_4 = Setyalmi | | div_4 = Setyalmi | ||
| pop_4 = 13,321,455 | | pop_4 = 13,321,455 | ||
| img_4 = Guun Cityscape.png | | img_4 = Guun Cityscape.png | ||
| city_5 = | | city_5 = Hawkington DC | ||
| div_5 = Nög | | div_5 = Nög | ||
| pop_5 = 10,009,777 | | pop_5 = 10,009,777 | ||
| city_6 = | | city_6 = Henchicken | ||
| div_6 = Setyalmi | | div_6 = Setyalmi | ||
| pop_6 = 8,951,767 | | pop_6 = 8,951,767 | ||
| city_7 = | | city_7 = Susiegnaa | ||
| div_7 = Konaa | | div_7 = Konaa | ||
| pop_7 = 8,417,812 | | pop_7 = 8,417,812 | ||
| city_8 = | | city_8 = Russia | ||
| div_8 = Usinlhë | | div_8 = Usinlhë | ||
| pop_8 = 8,196,994 | | pop_8 = 8,196,994 | ||
| city_9 = | | city_9 = Yarharhar | ||
| div_9 = Nög | | div_9 = Nög | ||
| pop_9 = 7,900,802 | | pop_9 = 7,900,802 | ||
| city_10 = | | city_10 = Vore | ||
| div_10 = Setyalmi | | div_10 = Setyalmi | ||
| pop_10 = 7,266,498 | | pop_10 = 7,266,498 | ||
| city_11 = | | city_11 = Ah! Akan | ||
| div_11 = Konaa | | div_11 = Konaa | ||
| pop_11 = 6,534,728 | | pop_11 = 6,534,728 | ||
| city_12 = | | city_12 = Qarth from Game of Thrones | ||
| div_12 = Nög | | div_12 = Nög | ||
| pop_12 = 6,177,523 | | pop_12 = 6,177,523 | ||
| city_13 = | | city_13 = Nasty | ||
| div_13 = Yaa | | div_13 = Yaa | ||
| pop_13 = 5,250,699 | | pop_13 = 5,250,699 | ||
| city_14 = | | city_14 = Snek xD | ||
| div_14 = Yaa | | div_14 = Yaa | ||
| pop_14 = 5,122,221 | | pop_14 = 5,122,221 | ||
| city_15 = | | city_15 = Honey | ||
| div_15 = Nög | | div_15 = Nög | ||
| pop_15 = 4,912,675 | | pop_15 = 4,912,675 | ||
| city_16 = | | city_16 = Reese's Peanut Butter Cups | ||
| div_16 = Czucz | | div_16 = Czucz | ||
| pop_16 = 4,554,877 | | pop_16 = 4,554,877 | ||
| city_17 = | | city_17 = Fun | ||
| div_17 = Czucz | | div_17 = Czucz | ||
| pop_17 = 4,302,756 | | pop_17 = 4,302,756 | ||
| city_18 = | | city_18 = Gonnaquack | ||
| div_18 = Setyalmi | | div_18 = Setyalmi | ||
| pop_18 = 3,989,656 | | pop_18 = 3,989,656 | ||
| city_19 = | | city_19 = Noohax | ||
| div_19 = Usinlhë | | div_19 = Usinlhë | ||
| pop_19 = 3,552,489 | | pop_19 = 3,552,489 | ||
| city_20 = | | city_20 = Yeah, gaa | ||
| div_20 = Nög | | div_20 = Nög | ||
| pop_20 = 3,165,244 }} | | pop_20 = 3,165,244 }} | ||
===Species=== | ===Species=== | ||
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Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of: | Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of: | ||
* 123,418,603 | * 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%) | ||
* 108,482,594 [[Kavs]] (41.4%) | * 108,482,594 [[Kavs|Birbs]] (41.4%) | ||
* 24,893,349 [[Fals]] (9.5%) | * 24,893,349 [[Fals|Scalies]] (9.5%) | ||
* 2,932,234 [[Astalvi]] (1.11%) | * 2,932,234 [[Astalvi|Furries]] (1.11%) | ||
* 2,358,317 [[Dalar]] (0.89%) | * 2,358,317 [[Dalar|Elves]] (0.89%) | ||
* 153 [[Vodholk]] (0.00006%) | * 153 [[Vodholk|Yetis]] (0.00006%) | ||
===Ethnic groups=== | ===Ethnic groups=== |
Revision as of 03:18, 1 April 2019
The United Stweets of Americaw Lhavrëšnhë (Tweetese) Lyaanrazga (Chirpese) Wààprësknà (Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese) |
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Motto: "Taak lïč teek czugänoeq!" "Best fuckin country on the planet!" |
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Anthem: "Konaa Uqitlhäšnevuus" "Americaw, fuck yeah!" |
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Location of Americaw on Sahar.
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A map of Americaw showing provincial borders and key cities.
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Capital | Hawkington DC | |||||
Largest | New YAAAAAWK | |||||
Official languages | Tweetese Chirpese Bad Dumb Evil Slaverese |
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Recognised regional languages | Sandshit Lizardian Russian Nuh-uh Voresian |
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Ethnic groups | 47.1% Stupid 41.4% Birb 9.5% Scaly 1.11% Furry 0.89% Elf 0.00006% Yeti (See demographics for a more detailed breakdown) |
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Demonym | TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER | |||||
Government | Federal representative democratic republic | |||||
- | Ruling Body | Filco Lembirdo | ||||
- | Vice President | YOUR MOM | ||||
Independent | ||||||
- | Conch shell tribes begin forming jointly-controlled colonial chiefdoms | c. 4500 BCE | ||||
- | The Shoosh Empire rises and expands along the northern coastline | c. 1450 BCE | ||||
- | other shit who cares lol | |||||
- | AMERICAW FUCK YEAH | 1844 | ||||
Area | ||||||
- | 3,493,712 km2 (3rd) 1,348,930 sq mi |
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Population | ||||||
- | estimate | 262,264,994,638,935,539,946,639,394,864,894 (1ststststst) | ||||
- | 2015 census | YEET | ||||
- | Density | 75/km2 194/sq mi |
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GDP (nominal) | 2015 estimate | |||||
- | Total | ALL THE MONEY (1st) | ||||
- | Per capita | EVERYONE RICH AF | ||||
Gini (2015) | NO INEQUALITY Error: Invalid Gini value |
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HDI (2015) | 10.0 Error: Invalid HDI value |
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Currency | TWEET TWEET MOTHERFUCKER geštug (LHA) | |||||
Time zone | West Lhavres Time (SCT -4) East Lhavres Time (SCT -3) |
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Date format | mm-dd-yyyy CE | |||||
Drives on the | right | |||||
Calling code | +34 | |||||
Internet TLD | .lh |
The United Stweets of Americaw is the best fucking country on the planet. We got lots of people, fucking, making babies, and being rich as shit. Move here if you wanna join in, you fucking loser.
Etymology
Who cares!
History
Some birds were here and now they're still here but rich!!
Geography
The nation's geography is diverse, featuring vast rainforests, wetlands, savannas, steppes, and desert.
Geology
Climate
Biodiversity
Politics
Government
Administrative divisions
Foreign relations
Military
Economy
Transport
Energy
Science and technology
Tourism
Demographics
Population centers
Rank | State | Pop. | Rank | State | Pop. | ||||
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New YAAAAAWK Conch shell |
1 | New YAAAAAWK | Yaa | 22,673,801 | 11 | Ah! Akan | Konaa | 6,534,728 | Shooshloo Bangbang I shoot ya face |
2 | Conch shell | Konaa | 16,098,774 | 12 | Qarth from Game of Thrones | Nög | 6,177,523 | ||
3 | Shooshloo | Czucz | 15,967,843 | 13 | Nasty | Yaa | 5,250,699 | ||
4 | Bangbang I shoot ya face | Setyalmi | 13,321,455 | 14 | Snek xD | Yaa | 5,122,221 | ||
5 | Hawkington DC | Nög | 10,009,777 | 15 | Honey | Nög | 4,912,675 | ||
6 | Henchicken | Setyalmi | 8,951,767 | 16 | Reese's Peanut Butter Cups | Czucz | 4,554,877 | ||
7 | Susiegnaa | Konaa | 8,417,812 | 17 | Fun | Czucz | 4,302,756 | ||
8 | Russia | Usinlhë | 8,196,994 | 18 | Gonnaquack | Setyalmi | 3,989,656 | ||
9 | Yarharhar | Nög | 7,900,802 | 19 | Noohax | Usinlhë | 3,552,489 | ||
10 | Vore | Setyalmi | 7,266,498 | 20 | Yeah, gaa | Nög | 3,165,244 |
Species
Lhavres is the largest multispecies nation on the planet. No one species makes up a true majority of the population. With a total nonhuman population of 138,666,647, Lhavres has the second largest nonhuman population of any country on Sahar, behind only the Fals Empire.
Lhavres's total population of 262,085,250 consists of:
- 123,418,603 Stupids (47.1%)
- 108,482,594 Birbs (41.4%)
- 24,893,349 Scalies (9.5%)
- 2,932,234 Furries (1.11%)
- 2,358,317 Elves (0.89%)
- 153 Yetis (0.00006%)