Tanhungði calendar
The Tanhungði or Gennist calendar (Norjihani: [cock]) is a lunisolar calendar used as the primary calendar in Tanhungði countries, mostly in South Baredina. The calendar epoch is the 22nd September 97 BC (the vernal equinox in the southern hemisphere), which marked the beginning of the Dark Era (abbreviated DE).
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The year is most often written in relation to the current 10-year cycle. The 211th cycle began on the 22nd September 2013 and will last until the 21st September 2023. The 5th year thereof began on the 19th September 2017 and will last until the 3rd September 2018.
Description
The Tanhungði calendar is reckoned in cycles, years, and months.
The cycle is the largest unit of time, and corresponds to ten solar years (ie. approximately 3652.5 days). It is subdivided into 10 Gennist years, which alternate in length between 13 and 14 months. Every month is 27 days long. At the end of every cycle, there is a 7- or 8-day intercalary period (monthless and yearless) which realigns the calendar with the solar year.
Years in a cycle
| No. | Name | Start date | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 22nd September | 13 months | |
| 2 | 7th September | 14 months | |
| 3 | 20th September | 13 months | |
| 4 | 6th September | 14 months | |
| 5 | 19th September | 13 months | |
| 6 | 4th September | 14 months | |
| 7 | 17th September | 13 months | |
| 8 | 3rd September | 14 months | |
| 9 | 16th September | 13 months | |
| 10 | 1st September | 14 months | |
| X | 15th September | 7 days |
Months in a year
| No. | Name | Meaning |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | january | j anus |
| 2 | february | the purge |
| 3 | march | m arse |
| 4 | april | (herm)aphrodite |
| 5 | may | girl power |
| 6 | june | youth power |
| 7 | july | fucken caesar |
| 8 | august | fucken caesar 2.0 |
| 9 | september | seven |
| 10 | october | eight |
| 11 | november | nine |
| 12 | december | ten |
| 13 | sloztember | eleven |
| 14 | cocuary | cock |
History
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Usage and observances
The Tanhungði calendar is used to determine the dates of religious holidays in Tanhunga. The intercalary period is called [cock] ("New Cycle") in Norjihani and is the holiest period for Gennists. [cock], the 14th month, is also considered special as it occurs only every second year.
Since the length of the Tanhungði year varies, it is customary to measure age in cycles instead of years. For this reason, the legal age of adulthood in Norjihan is defined as 2 cycles. Official documents often state age in fractional cycles (ie. someone might be 1.6 cycles old) but this is rare in regular discourse. Namedays are often celebrated as a replacement for yearly birthdays.